Red Skeleton's "I Pledge Allegiance"
"Boys and girls, I have been listening to you recite the Pledge of Allegiance all semester and it seems that it has become monotonous
to you, or could it be you do not understand the meaning of each word. If I may, I would like to recite the pledge and give you a definition of each word?"
I - me, an individual, a committee of one.
Pledge - dedicate all of my worldly goods to give without self pity.
Allegiance - my love and  my devotion.
To the flag - our standard, Old Glory, a symbol of courage. Wherever  she waves, there's respect because your loyalty has given  her a dignity that shouts freedom is everybody's job!
United- that means that we have all come together.
States - individual communities that have united into 48 great states.  Forty-eight individual communities with pride and dignity and purpose; all divided by imaginary boundaries, yet united to a common purpose, and that's love for country.
And to the republic - a state in which sovereign power is invested in representatives chosen by the people to govern. And government is the people and it's from the people to the leaders, not from the leaders to the people.
For which it stands, one nation - one nation, meaning "so  blessed by God"
Indivisible - incapable of being divided.
With liberty - which is freedom  -- the right of power to live one's own life without threats, fear or some sort of  retaliation.
And Justice - the principle or quality of dealing  fairly with others.
For all - which means, boys and girls, it's as much your country as it is mine. 
Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country and two words have been added to the pledge of Allegiance...
UNDER GOD    Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools too?

God Bless America!